Who we are
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Comments
I Just Had This Thought is a blog written whenever I get a thought that inspires me — no editorial calendar, no focus group, just raw brainwaves turned into content.
This blog may — and probably will — offend someone, somewhere. That’s not the goal, but that’s life. If you’re deeply offended, you have every right to close the tab or start your own blog called I Just Had Enough of These Thoughts.
Media
All media on this site is my media. It’s like my dog Izzy: he’s mine, but if you want to pet him, you can ask nicely.
If you want to use any media (images, video clips, audio rants, AI-generated masterpieces), submit a request via the contact form. Izzy will review it. If he wags his tail, you’re good. If he growls, that’s a no.
Decisions are final and may or may not be based on your vibe, font choice, or browser history. You’ve been warned.
Cookies
Cookies are free. That’s right.
All of them.
Take as many as your browser can hold.
You use this site → You get cookies → You pay nothing → We don’t even check your ID.
If you’re expecting a GDPR-compliant pop-up, here’s your warning: We use cookies. Deal with it.
Embedded content from other websites
Sometimes I embed videos, tweets, memes, or weird YouTube interviews with conspiracy theorists in sunglasses. When I do that, it’s just like you visited those websites directly — but with fewer ads and more sarcasm.
These websites might:
- Track you
- Give you cookies
- Build a psychological profile based on your mouse movements
…and then sell your soul to a cryptocurrency startup run by a 19-year-old in Dubai.
Bottom line: if it’s embedded, blame their site, not mine.
Who we share your data with
If you hit “forgot password,” your IP address gets bundled into the reset email.
It’s not personal — we just like to pretend we’re high-security.
No, we don’t share your data with data brokers. If we ever do, Izzy will shred the contract before they get past the front door.
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, we keep it forever. Literally forever. Because we think your hot take might be historically valuable to future civilizations.
If you register (which you probably won’t), your profile info sticks around too — unless you delete it. Then it’s gone. Unless we secretly printed it out for Izzy’s scrapbook. But probably not.
What rights you have over your data
You can:
- Ask for a copy of your data
- Ask us to delete your data
- Ask Izzy to personally erase your data by chewing the hard drive
We’ll comply unless we need to keep it for legal, security, or “we just forgot” reasons.
Where your data is sent
Comments go through a spam filter that’s probably smarter than most world leaders.
It sniffs out bots, MLM pitches, and people trying to sell sunglasses in the comment section.
If your comment doesn’t show up, it might be flagged as spam, or Izzy just didn’t like your tone.
Let me know if you want this formatted in HTML or dropped into a WordPress page. I can even make an “Approved by Izzy” badge if you’re feeling fancy.